2019-11-18

Quin In A Bin

Special election photo series

A Conservative Party leaflet in support of their candidate Jeremy Quinn - in a bin.

The Caretaker Files Politics
2019-11-13

Psychological Insights Into The British Electorate No. 37

I occasionally hear people chatting in the foyer near my office. It’s cold in here” someone says - I look up at a security monitor to see them walk past a wide open front door. Do they shut it? No.

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2019-11-02

Fracking Ada

Apparently they’ve stopped gas exploration and are going to search for Moratorium instead.

A screen capture of a page on the BBC News website about the suspension of fracking.

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2019-11-02

Where Would You Like Me To Write Them?

An online questionnaire with the question, ‘Do you have any comments or feedback?’ with the answer, ‘Yes’.

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2019-10-31

Demanding Good With Menaces

I steer clear of Halloween but if I did indulge I would be tempted to give any kid that came a knocking on my door a toy lorry.

[Apparently not taking gifts from strange men doesn’t apply when teaching children the principals of a protection racket].

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2019-10-30

The Red Hand Files

Leading Agony Uncle Nick Cave fields many a varied question from his fans on the Red Hand Files and today produced another brilliant reply. I’ve no idea what it means, but brilliant none the less.

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2019-10-29

That’s It, I’m Not Voting Tory Now

Typically the Conservative and allegedly Unionist Party took absolutely no account of t’Hall’s bookings when deciding on the date of the General Election.

I think I might vote for that Tactical Party a lot of people are mentioning.

The Caretaker Files
2019-10-29

Always Happy To Help

Less happy to be ignored.

Me: Here is a sheet of the correct locations & descriptions”.

Him: No thank you, I need to work off the list we’ve been given”.

Two Hours Later.

Him: All these ones on the list are wrong”.

Me: Perhaps you might like this sheet of the correct descriptions & locations”.

The Caretaker Files
2019-10-26

The Descent Of Man

I always triage my clothes after washing and drying:

  • Good
  • Acceptable
  • Decorating
  • Gutters / Drains
  • Bike Cleaning
  • Rags

How people end up with clothes to sell or give away always amazes me.

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2019-10-25

Organisation Is Key

Working through the to do list I’m up to item seven, The other thing I’ve forgotten’.

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