I Talk To The Trees
Geology A-level not entirely wasted.
No, tell a lie. It was.
The Saga Grinds To Its Sorry Conclusion
5.06pm Done. He emptied the machine and hung the clothes on the line, finally free from the alternate reality that is, Washing Machine Time
How Long Has This Been Going On?
One thousand three hundred and seventy six days, seven hours, eighteen minutes and thirty nine seconds