Ain’t No Love
Ain’t no love on the 6.37am service from Brighton to London Victoria stopping at Preston Park, Hassocks, Burgess Hill, Wivelsfield, Haywards Heath, Balcombe, Three Bridges, Gatwick Airport, Horley, Salfords, Earlswood, Redhill, Merstham, Coulsdon South, Purley, East Croydon and Clapham Junction.
Notes: Horley — Cure land; Balcombe — quite painful; Redhill — no it isn’t, Merstham — not as funny as it sounds; Salfords — where Joy Division started; Wivelsfield — pretty sure that’s made up.
Not only but also…
Ain’t no love in the Heart Of Midlothian.