I Talk To The Trees
That’s a bt f a an my kybad has statd mssng t ltts
Same As It Ever Was
UK language skills haven’t come on much since Shakespeare took the piss in Merchant Venice, when Portia commented on her English suitor thus, I say
These Things Are Sent To Try Us
Dear Lord please deliver us from passionate highly motivated creative team players and give us this day someone who can do the sodding job.