I Talk To The Trees
It’s Around 4.30am
…that I become violent towards bin bags with impossible to open ends.
The Caretaker Files
I Think I’ve Hit Upon The Problem
Me: “Did someone give you a parking pass?” Them: [Shows me pass] Me: “Ideally it should be on display in your car.”
Social Media Ambitions Thwarted
By rabbits doing bugger all for twenty minutes