If I Do Say So Myself
It may seem immodest but I think I can claim that my lyrics stand comparison with some of those from the greatest songwriters of the last hundred years. The Kink’s Ray Davies comes first to mind:
All alone, sitting on my sofa
Oh, oh, oh, sitting on my sofa
Sipping at my soda
Sitting on my sofa
For those of tender years there used to be a thing called the b-side, as nicely summarised by BA Robertson: