Amongst My Post-Revolution Policies

Will be that field recordings’ can only be of, or made in, fields.

Charging an entry fee to Free Jazz concerts will be made illegal and Piano Trios will have to consist of three pianos (pianists optional).

All Experimental Music will be required to submit documentation pertaining to Apparatus, Method, Result, and Conclusion before release and no Tribute Band will be allowed to contain members older those in the group they’re imitating were at the point of dissolution. (Later reformations for cash or cabaret do not count).

Finally, if I ruled the world, every day would be the first day of spring.

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