When I die
I won’t care about what people do, what with being dead and all. But should my obituary be published early in error I don’t think I’d be overly thrilled at people breaking into a polite round of applause.
And die I shall - not ‘pass’ like a wind.
(In light of Boris Johnson calling on people to clap in recognition of fundraiser Captain Tom Moore like performing seals and ignoring the other 100,000 others who have died, to a large extent due to his mishandling of the Covid 19 pandemic).