2018-12-29

Dispatches From The Front Line Of Rock & Roll

My novelty Christmas release has become a novelty New Year release due to essential floor maintenance.

A Hall floor part where through coating with a maintainer sealant with with the part already done shiny and reflecting the lights and roof

Things learnt anew or reaffirmed whilst recording it.

  • I have a good voice for instrumentals.
  • Lovely sustained keyboard chords really show up that you can’t hold a note. (Synth out, arpeggiated 12 string guitar in).
  • I should write more serious songs as silly ones are far harder.
Man Of Arun Noise The Caretaker Files
2018-12-18

Once More Unto The Breach

There comes a time in every man’s life when it is necessary to gird one’s loins, screw your courage to the sticking-place, cast the die, and cross the Rubicon.

I’m going to wash the mugs.

Aside
2018-12-10

Nihon Go Go Go

I’ve been stumbling around learning Japanese for a while now and as you might imagine it’s difficult to fit into a busy caretaker lifestyle.

But whilst pushing the floor cleaning machine along the other day and singing to myself under cover of the racket it makes I had an epiphany. Forget mnemonics and other pedagogical aids - what’s needed is to transpose everything into expository show tunes!

Since then I have expanded into complimentary styles such as Music Hall and a little Gilbert & Sullivan but it does appear to be doing the trick.

I may have to lose the terrible Anthony Newley / early David Bowie accent I affect when singing that sort of thing though.

Japan Language
2018-12-04

ハイスピード瞬き - Demo

Currently spinning on the virtual turntable. From a few years ago.

But not to be confused with でも。

The Japanese band ハイスピード瞬き (High Speed Blink) stood in front of a waterfall, as you do

One Wot I Like
2018-12-04

Frank Newby

Those of a certain age who grew up in Orsham might want to know that Frank Newby the former Headmaster of Forest School for Boys has died. He was well ahead of his time particularly in being a strong advocate of lifetime education. There’s an obituary on the ad heavy West Sussex County Times website.

In keeping with my policy of minimal engagement with education I didn’t have much to do with him; though when I was volunteered to write for the school paper he did ban one of my articles questioning the Head Boy system and related expenditure.

That’s reminded me I attempted to be a conscientious objector to being made a Prefect - but that didn’t get very far.

Despite these oldfangled terms it was actually a progressive Comprehensive school.

Death Olden Days
2018-12-03

Don’t Play It Again Sam

All media platforms should have an option to only suggest music unlike what you’ve played in the past as why in the name of Saint John Of Peel would I want to listen to tracks that are similar to what I’ve already heard?

Hobby Horse
2018-12-03

Redbone - Wovoka

You’ll find this hard to believe but some people don’t have any Redbone in their collection.

For We Must Have Music
2018-11-13

Psst! Bootleg

Sussex By The Sea recorded in Sussex but not by the sea.

Flag Of Sussex

such was the reputation of Sussex that it was said to venture into the county was to risk being turned into a pudding yourself”’.

Music Recording Audio And Or Visual
2018-11-13

Brexit: The End Game

The game is afoot. The phoney war has ended. The hot potato is a bitter pill for the cat amongst the pigeons barking up the wrong tree as the fly in the ointment jumps ship & thumbs its nose to the elephant in the room preaching to the choir as it is thrown under the bus.

Politics
2018-11-08

Furious Typing

Since the advent of sampling life has been hard for the typist wanting to make their way in popular music and whilst the digital version is convenient it can’t match the feel, warmth and variation that can be attained from the real thing

And whilst on the subject of great Billy Fury b-sides and like most of his early recordings written by himself.

Have always imagined that Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds would do a good version of this.

Incidentally the story is that the Beatles (or Silver Beetles as they were at the time) would have been his backing band if they’d been prepared to fire Stuart Sutcliffe but that may be a later invention.

Stuart Sutcliffe sat, playing bass, with George Harrions in the background Photograph By Astrid Kirchherr

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