2019-06-06

In Local News

The A24 Worthing Road northbound at the junction of the A272 has been partially blocked by a tyre in the road. There is slow traffic as a result.’

If only there was something anyone could do about it.

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2019-06-06

I’m Very Particular About What I Drink

And on offer this week was the well known Italian brew Asahi Super Dry which I’m pleased to say is made with cultured yeast rather than the ignorant unmannered kind.

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2019-06-06

Minds Are Blown Surprisingly Easily These Days

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2019-06-05

A Good Terms Work

Isn’t acceptable on our job appraisals apparently.

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2019-06-05

Not To Scale

Cartoon style drawing of a couple asleep in a bed with a giant bedbug at the foot of it.

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2019-06-01

I’m Going To Rate It An 8.5

Good heat and humidity, thin cloud, lack of a decent breeze, but still near the top end of clothes drying days.

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2019-05-31

Thank Heavens!

Currently there are parts of the town centre where you have to walk as far as ten to fifteen metres to buy a coffee.

Newspaper headline proclaiming plans for a ‘bigger and better’ coffee shop in Horsham.

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2019-05-30

Why I Block Scripts

A list of nineteen script files that are trying to load on the Belfast Telegraph website.

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2019-05-26

Prophetic

Screenshot of an Amazon listing for the novel Good Omens with a photograph of a mobile phone charger to illustrate it, presumably in error.

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2019-05-26

Like Clockwork

We live in an era where music is dominated by technology so if you long for a time when it was made by human beings playing real instruments you probably shouldn’t listen to Mechanical Music Radio

Fairground, Dance and Street Organs, Pianolas, Music Boxes, Orchestrions & more.’

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